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Two Cows R StaNding In A Field
One Says To The Other
R U Worried About Mad Cow Disease?
The Other One Says “No
It Doesn’t Worry Me, I’m A Horse!”
Submitted By: Michael Trew Man
How Can U Tell If A Man Is Happy?
Woman : Who CaRes?
Use As An Example Of A Sexist Joke.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 826 views
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