Sardar vs dost

Sardar:rat ko 1 admi ne chaku dekha kar loot lia.

Dost:lakin tumhare pas tu hamesha pistol hoti hai.
Sardar:wo me ne li chupa di thi warna wo bi le jata.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 539 views
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