Sardar:rat ko 1 admi ne chaku dekha kar loot lia.

Dost:lakin tumhare pas tu hamesha pistol hoti hai.
Sardar:wo me ne li chupa di thi warna wo bi le jata.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 710 views

A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population:

In India after every 10 seconds, a women gives birth to a kid.

Lalu stands up: We must find & stop her.

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Lalu in a family planning seminar appeals Bihari people: "Don't give birth to more than 2 children in a year."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rubel bara dukhi tha!

Rubel bara dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne us se pucha, “Kiu, tension mein ho?”

Rubel: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh Rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ek gaon me kisi Buzurg

ek gaon me kisi Buzurg k Mar jane se Schol me Chutti ho Gyi

Schol se ate wqt 2 Bacho ne 2 Buzurg ko dekha to Ek bola-Dekh Do aur Chutti aa rahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bullfight Buffet

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha

Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha.

Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)