The crab who bit Fred's toe
DAD: How did you enjoy your school trip to the seaside, son?
FRED: OK, Dad, but a crab bit my toe.
DAD: Which one?
FRED: Dunno. All crabs look alike to me.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 918 views
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