The crab who bit Fred's toe

DAD: How did you enjoy your school trip to the seaside, son?
FRED: OK, Dad, but a crab bit my toe.

DAD: Which one?

FRED: Dunno. All crabs look alike to me.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 940 views
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