pathan in hospital

1 ADMI Hospital Me Ro Raha Tha

PATHAN: Kyun Ro Rahe Ho?

ADMI: Blood Test Karwana Hai UNGLI KATNI Paregi.

PATHAN Bhi Rone Laga

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Bola Maine To PISHAB TEST Karwana Hai

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