Aik admi chabi se kan khurj raha tha

sardar gaur se dekhta raha aur kaha agr ap start nai ho rahe to dhaka laga dun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 816 views

Funny Doctor

'Dr. Smith is checking a little boy named Tom.
Placing the stethoscope he said,

'Naughty boy, now take a long breath and say Five, three times.'

Tom is great at math. He always gets 100 out of 100. He said quickly, 'Doctor, its 15!!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Karaya 500 saman free

Sardar:janab airport tak kitna karaya lo ge?:-
taxi driver:5oo rupee aur saman free

sardar:theak hai to saman le ja me rikshaa me aa raha hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ek baar ek Totaa

Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot) Ud raha tha full speed par.

Uske saamne achanak full speed mein ek Ferrari aa rahi thi, dono ki takkar hui…

Totaa behosh hoga ya, raste mein ek bhikari tha usne Totaa ko uthaya aur ghar le gaya.

Usko marham lagaya aur pinjare mein rakh diya.

Jab Totaa ko hosh aaya, usne apne aap ko pinjare mein dekha.

Aur bola, “Aalia … JAIL …. Woh Ferrari ka driver mar gaya kya ??

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Memon Shadi Ki Raat Main Bv Se

Memon Shadi Ki Raat Main Bv Se:
Apna Haath Dejye..

BV Ne Sharma K Kalai Aagay Barha Di Or Ankhain Band Ker Leen,

Jab Thori Der Me Ankhain Kholeen To Memon Marker Se Haath Pe
Ghari (Watch) Bana Raha Tha…
B.V: Ye Kia?

Memon: Moo Dikhaee…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

student

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

by inayat khan (few years ago!)