Pakistan me kash itni bijli aa jae

faraz

hum apne mobile pe dekh len "battery full"

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 663 views

Loan

1990 mian American bank ny "Bill Gates" ko 2 Lakh ka lone dainy sy inkaar kiya tha...

2001 main duniya k ameer tareen shaks "Bill Gates" ny wo bank khareed liya...

Or Aaj Ufone waloon ny mujhy loan dainy sy inkaar kya hy 15 rupee ka...

U just wait and watch...
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_//_

Na Na Moafi ka to sawal hi paida ni hota sain..

by lescol (few years ago!)

Samoso or pakodon

Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha
liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?
Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka
khaana mat khao..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Marriage Certificate

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha

.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

The Unconcerned Widow

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.

The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

between

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)