Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 750 views

Yar jahaz jab chalta hai to..

Sardar to pathan!
yar jahaz jab chlta hai to us ka
darwaza q band hota hai?
pathan”
kafi dair sochny k bad.
yar koi (juice) wala na char jay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lottery Of Rs 5 Crore

Wife: Darling, I won the lottery of Rs 5 crore, Go And pack Your Luggage… Husband: What We Have To Carry Sweetheart, Winter Clothes or Summer Clothes? Wife: Whatever, Pack your luggage and get out from here….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?.

doctor to santa:- apke samne k teen daant tute kayse?.

santa:- ji biwi ne kadak roti banayi thi….

doctor:- toh khane se mana kr dete…..
santa:- ji wahin toh kia tha….:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle

Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle. Tourist: How do we escape if lion comes now? Santa: Give right indicator and turn left.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 Charsi Taxi me Bathe

Taxi Wale ne Taxi Start kr K Band Krdi
Or Bola,
Lo Saab!Ponch ge.
1 ne Thank Bola,
2re ne Paise Diye,
3re ne Driver ko Thaper Mara,
Driver Samja isko Pata Chal Gaya,
Lekin 3rd Bola:Saaly Itni Taiz Na
Chalaya Kr,
Kisi DIn Marway ga…!

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)