Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1038 views
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In Sallu bhaii ishtyles..... :p
VEER:
Jahan bhi gosht bhejun ga..
5 seir ek sath bhejun ga......
Wanted:
Agr ek bar me gosht bhej du..
To dubara mangne mat ana.....
Dabbang:
Hum tumhen itna gosht bhejen ge..
k tum confuse ho jao ge k...
qurbani tum ne ki ha ya hum ne......
Ready:
Tumhen bakra Eid pe 3 log zyada gosht bhejen ge..
I, Me & Myself........
Bodyguard:
Mujh per 1 Ehsaan krna..
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