A girl was standing at bus-stop covering her face
with a scarf.
A Passer-by: "HI SEXY!"
Girl: "DAD... its me!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 953 views

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

No one teaches a volcano how to errupt

No one teaches a volcano how to errupt
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No one teaches a tsunami how to arise
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No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around
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And ....
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No one teaches a man how to choose wife
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coz
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Natural Disasters jst happens

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

machli ko pani se dhoone Ke kya zrorat hy

Major Rohail-

Tum ne machli(fish) pani

Se dhoo k kyu nhi pakai

Nokar-

Major Sab machli ko pani se dhoone

Ke kya zrorat hy

Wo to rehti he pani me hai

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Wife : Honey,where are you?

Wife : Honey,where are you?
Husband : I'm at the bank.

Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband : Sorry, I meant I was

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at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish??? xP=P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Angrez: “Your Country Is So

Angrez: “Your Country Is So Poor”……. Dirty India Poor India…..

Yeh Sun Kar Ek Deshbhakt Ko Gussa Aaa Gaya

Deshbhakt: “Tum Angrez Jitna Tel Khane Mein Use Nahi Karte Ho Na, Usse Jyada Toh Hum Shanivar Ko Shani Maharaj Ke Mandir Mein Chada Dete Hain”

Bharat Mata Ki Jai !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)