wife:mere irade bade nek

wife:mere irade bade nek hai,aap 1000 me se 1 hai. Husband: dimag ke hum bhi don hai,pehle ye bata kamini,baki ke 999 kaun hai…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1536 views
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