Laloo Chala America
Ek baar Laaloo Yadav, America mein english seekhnein chale gaye.
Kai dino baad Rabri Devi ne America phone milaya aur Bush se poocha,
Laaloo ji ko englis ayaa ke nahin.
Bush replied, nahin, unkaa englis nahin aawat hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1321 views
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