2 thief’s were busy in a robbery….Suddenly police came out of building !! 1st thief : Oh !

The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 682 views

Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to

Wife shoping kr k wapis ayi to husbnd wife se saman laite hoye bola:
Zaror tum mere khane k lye kch lai hogi? Wife: Bilkul thik,
isme mere new sandal hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boasting about race records

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai

Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala?
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Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fir Bhi Bechara Bukh Se Mar Gaya

Ek Chuhe Ne Poora Suit Kutar Kar Kha Liya,

Phir Bhi Bhukh Se Mar Gaya, Batao Kyu?

Kyun Ki Wo Suit Mallika Sherawat Ka Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

khyal rakhna

beta:abu agr mere exams me 80% marks aye to ap ka kya hal ho ga?
abu:me khushi se pagal ho jaon ga!
beta:nai abu mje ap ka khayal he isi liye me exams me fail ho gaya

by Atiq Rao (few years ago!)