2 thief’s were busy in a
2 thief’s were busy in a robbery….Suddenly police came out of building !! 1st thief : Oh !
The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 640 views
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