Loadshedding ka Nuqsaan

Loadshedding ka Nuqsaan”

Ek admi raat apnay ghar gya,drwazay pr dustuk di

BV: “kon”

Admi:“Guddu da abba”

BV:Haye main mr gayi, tey fir andr kon ey.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 891 views
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