Height of shock

Height Of Shock:
Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???
Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status
Update Kar Diya Tha,..
Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
.
APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 654 views
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