Darya k kinaaray 2 Sardar
Darya k kinaaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya mai Dahi daal rahe thay!
Pathan ne dekha to poocha: Khocha yeh kya kar rahe ho…?
Sardar: Hum Lassi bana rahe hain!
Pathan: Ha Ha Ha…! O pagal ka bacha, log isi liye tum par Lateefa banatay hain…!
Itna Lassi tumhara baap piyega.Ha.ha.ha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views
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