Santa Ki Shaadi Ke 3
Santa Ki Shaadi Ke 3
Mahine Baad Hi. Beta Ho
Gaya.
Santa: "Ye Hamara
Bachha 3 Mahine Baad
Kaise Ho Gaya?
Aur Logo Ka To 9 Mahine
Baad Hota Hai?"
Biwi: "Aaap Bhi Na..Ye
Batao Aapki Shaadi Ko
Kitna Time Hua Hai?"
Santa:"3 Mahine"
Biwi: "Aur Meri Shaadi
Ko?"
Santa: "3 Mahine"
Biwi: "Aur Hamara
Bachcha Kitne Time
Baad Hua?"
Santa: "3 Mahine Baad"
Biwi: "Total Kitne
Months Ho Gaye?"
Santa Khushi Se: "Oh
Shit Yaar, SAMAY Ka
Pata Hi Nahi Chala.. Sorry
Janu Mene Tum par
Shak Kiya"
Biwi: Bas kar Pagle ab
Rulayega Kya =))=))
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views
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