Memon Is In Love With A Memon Girl

Memon Is In Love With A Memon Girl.

1 Din Larke Ne Kaha:
Jab Mere Dad Sojayen Gay To Me 1 Sika Phenkunge Tm Ander Ajana.

Raat Ko Larki Ne Sika Phenka
Lekin Larka Sika Phenkne K 1 Ghante Baad Aya,

Larki: Itne Der Q?

Larka: Main Sika Dhond Raha Tha.

Larki: Pagal Wo To Main Ne
Dhaga Band K Phenka Tha.!

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