Memon Is In Love With A Memon Girl.

1 Din Larke Ne Kaha:
Jab Mere Dad Sojayen Gay To Me 1 Sika Phenkunge Tm Ander Ajana.

Raat Ko Larki Ne Sika Phenka
Lekin Larka Sika Phenkne K 1 Ghante Baad Aya,

Larki: Itne Der Q?

Larka: Main Sika Dhond Raha Tha.

Larki: Pagal Wo To Main Ne
Dhaga Band K Phenka Tha.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 639 views

Friend1 Are yaar ye mobile

Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.

Friend2: Kyu?

Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai Battery Low

ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A blind man in a store

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”‘

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Manager: hamaare bank mein

Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa interest ke loan denge.

customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bad Date

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baniya Marte Waqt

Baniya Marte Waqt
Baniya Marte Waqt…
Sunti Ho ?
Wife: Bolo, Mein Yahin Ho…
Aur Pappu aur Pinki?
Yes, Papa Hum Bhi Yahi Hai…
Baniya: Toh Paas Ke Kamre Ki Light Aur Fan Toh
Band Karke Aatey

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)