Apnay KARACHI Ki Apni Hi Bat Ha
Mana K PAKISTAN Azad Ha,
Our Is Main,
HYDERABAD
FAISALABAD
ISLAMABAD Ha..
Laikin Apnay KARACHI Ki Apni Hi Bat Ha.
Jis Main,
LIAQTABAD
KARIMABAD
NAZIMABAD
QUAIDABAD
GREEBABAD
SHAREEFABAD
AZEEZABAD
HUSSAINABAD
MEHMODABAD Ha…
Our In Sab Ka Baap ABC Ha,
Jis Main HUM Abad Hain..
New Message Ha Taza Taza.
Phenk Do Market Main.
Geo ABC walo’…. :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1402 views
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