Faqeer vs memon
Faqeer:ary kuch dedo bahut bhoka hun.
Memon:100 ka note dekhate howe 50 hain tere pas
faqeer:han hain
memon:pehlay wo to kharch kar le.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 501 views
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