Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 585 views

Pota:-dadi hm ghar mai srg

Pota:-dadi hm ghar mai srg 5 log hee h dad,mom,ap,di or mai

dadi-tu shaadi karega toh hm 6 ho jayenge

pota:-bt fir di shaadi karegi toh hm wapis 5 ho jayenge

dadi:-tera beta paida hoga toh hm fir 6 ho jayenge

pota:-fir ap mar jayengi toh hm wapis 5 ho jayenge

dadi:-SO JAA HARAAMZADE..sur mt khaa....:Dddd

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

To Be Consistent

To Be Consistent With The Popular Trait, N.W.F.P
(No Women For Pathan)
Has Been Re-Named
Khyber Pakhtunkhua – K.P.K
(Khan Pay Khan)
An Admirable Decision ;D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,

Babool se fresh karne ka..

Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

maine suna tha

Maine kahin suna tha k

khubsurat cheezain dekhne se Insaan

khud b

khubsurat ho jaata hai..

So

Humesha

apne paas

Meri Tasveer rakha karo..! ;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Aaj Tum Late Kyun Aaye?

Miss:
Aaj Tum Late Kyun Aaye?
School 7 Baje Shuru Hota Hai Phir Dair Kyun Ki?

Kid:
Miss Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karen Log Shak Karte Hain...:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)