Manager ne aane wale se
Manager ne aane wale se pucha: kya tumhe pata hai ki permission ke bina ander aana mna hai
Aane wala: Janab mein permission lene ke liye hi ander aaya hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1113 views
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