Millionaire

Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A
Millionaire?
Sure. Here you are.
Thanks - but half the pages are missing.
What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for
you?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 842 views
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