Bus Conductor & Driver

Bus Conductor & Driver
Mai Kiya Difference Hai?

Ans:
Condector So Jaye To Kisi Ka Ticket Nahi Katega Or Driver So Gaya To Sab Ka Ticket Kat Jayega

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