SON - Dad why doesn't the Law permit us to have More than One

Wife..? DAD - When you get

Married Son, u will realize that the Law is on OUR Side

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 773 views

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna, Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji, Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha

Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,
Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ne pressure cooker kharida

Santa ne pressure cooker kharida;
dusre din wapis kiya;
S'keeper- Q wapis kiya ?

Santa- ghar me jawan betiyan he or ye sala sitiya bajata hai .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Berozgari Ke Haal

Ek Dukhi Baap Apne Khas Dost Ko Apna Dukhda Suna Raha Tha.

Baap: “Mere Char Bache Hai, 1st Mba, 2nd Mca, 3rd Phd, 4th Chor Hai”

Dost: “Chor Ko Ghar Se Nikalte Kyun Nahi?”

Baap: “Wo Hi To Kamata Hai, Baqi Sab Berozgar Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bus ke peche bhagty howe

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Mast Chai Peeni Hai?

Santa Ek Din Gumte Gumte Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Ja Pahuncha.

Banta Badi Khushi Se Mila Aur Usko Bithata Hua Bola.

Banta: “Yaar Aaj Teri Bhabhi Ghar Pe Nahi Hai, Warna Mein Tujhe Bhadiya Si Chai Pilata”

Santa: “Oye Kanjus Kabhi To Doodh Market Se Bhi Le Liya Kar?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)