The principal had a problem with some girls who were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would blot their lips on the mirrors, leaving lip prints.

Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls who wore lipstick. He then took them into the bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The principle then asked the custodian, who was present, to demonstrate.

The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it into the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick off the mirror.

From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick free.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1154 views

High class Insult

High class Insult
Ek ladki apni pic upload kar k likhti hai,"hi frends, kaisi lag rahi hu"
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A boy commented- tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob. diya hai, to ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha b lagaya hoga.. usme dekh le hamse kyu puchti hai bhutni kahi ki

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ajeeb howa aik dam

Ek muddat k baad uski call aai

aur

uski awaz suni ,
to dil ne mujh se sawal pocha




aby jaldi pehchan kon c wali hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Car start

Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai
Lady: I don't remember it name now but its starts with "T"
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Sardar: O that's good.. hamari gari tu Petrol se start hoti hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Khamoshi ka gift

Mom to bache:jo meri baat maany ga aur mere aage bilkul nai bole ka me use gift dun gi

chota bacha:lo g is tarah to sare gift abu k hon ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)