Santa: shaadi ke baad tumhaari

Santa: shaadi ke baad tumhaari jimmedaari badgayee hai kya?

Banta: haan yaar. pehle sirf mere liye khaana pakaana tha. ab mere biwi ke liye bhi pakaanaa pad rahaa hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 811 views
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