Bacha Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?

Aap/papa/mom/behan aur mai.

Dadi: Nahi jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayenge.

Bacha: Phir Behan ki Shaadi hogi to hum phir 5 ho jayenge na.

Dadi Pyaar se: Nahi jab tumhara Beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 hojayege.

Bacha: Phir jab tum marr jao gi to hum phir 5 hojayege

Dadi:haram khor soja chup kr k..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 945 views

Pathan ka beta paida howa

Pathan ka beta paida howa to pathan dekh kar ro raha tha
kisi ne pocha q ro rahe ho? Pathan :10 sal bad bacha paida howa aur wo bi chota sa

by Ramzankhan (few years ago!)

Sardar and Captain

Captain: Naujawanon Come Forward

Sardarji Does Not Move

Captain: You Did Not Move Forward, Why?

Sardarji: Oji You Said 9 Jawanon, I Was The 10th In Line!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Man before Marriage

Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In the carburettor

"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor."

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jalebi aur ladkiyo

Jalebi aur ladkiyo me kya similiarity hai..??
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Dono hi kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti,

Par hoti bahut sweet hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)