Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko

Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko ek rassi se baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kiya kahenge?
Student : Us rassi ko kahenge “NOKIA- Connecting Peepal"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 795 views
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