Police ne Sardar ko pkr lia
Police ne Sardar ko pkr lia
Police: tm ne 20 aadmi kese maray ?
Sardar: Bus Ji main gaddi tez chala reya c, jadon main brake laye,
te pata laga ke brekaan e fail ne,
fer main samney vekhya te 1 pasay 2 banday ja raye c
te dujay pasay 1 baraat ja rai si
Hun tusi dasso main gaddi kiddar maarda?
Police Officers: jis taraf 2 admi c thora nuqsan honda!
Sardar: Main v ehi sochya si par jadon main ona wal gaddi morri te o nus k barat vich varr gya.
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