A man said t o his wife one day, 'I don't know how
you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the
same time.
' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted
to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to
you!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 830 views

tandarost hogaye hain

Maan…………. “Hamid kiun ro rahe ho?”
Hamid…………..”ammi master saheb bimar the aur wo ………..wo ………..”
Maan………….”Kia hoya margaye kia be chare?”
Hamid………….” Aji kahan margaye………….tandarost hogaye hain.”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

bauhat saare KISS liye

Sir: kal class me kyu absent tha?
Boy: girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
Sir: kis liye?
Boy: yes Sirr.. bauhat saare KISS liye……

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ham Kya Mar Gaye The?

Ek Murgi Ne Baaj Se Shadi Kar Li, Shadi Ke Baad Ek Murge Ne Murgi Se Kaha,
Murga: “Ham Kya Mar Gaye The Jo Tune Ek Baaj Se Shadi Kar Li? ”
Murgi Mayusi Se Boli: “Shadi To Main Tumse Hi Karna Chahti Thi, Par Pita Ji Ki Jidd Thi Ki Ladka Airforce Mein Ho“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mera Malik

Ek Gadha : Yaar mera Malik mujhe bohot marta hai

Doosra Gadha : To tu bhaag kyun nahin jaata ?

Pehla Gadha : Bhaag to jaata... Par yahan future bright hai... Malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kehta hai "Teri Shaadi Gadhey se kar doonga"
Bas issi umeed mein betha hoon.

MORAL : Keeping hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of today.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Momo to mehmood sahab

Momo to mehmood sahab
Aapkay kay dost nai kis pagal aurat se shadi ki hai kiya wo andha hai?

Mehmood sahab: momo mein nai tum sai shadi ki hai to kiya mein bhi andha tha?

Mono: chup bey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)