Teacher: Aaj school der se

Teacher: Aaj school der se aane ka tumne kya bahana socha hai?

Sonu: Sir aaj mein itni tej dod ker aaya ki bahana sochne ka moka hi nahi mila

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1026 views
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