Sonu: Ladki fasaani aati hai. Monu:
Sonu: Ladki fasaani aati hai. Monu: Nahi. Sonu: Kagaz ka jaahaz banake
class room mein uda de,
Madam puche to ladki ka naam lagade, bas ladkiphas gayi.
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