A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.

"I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000."

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'."

"I'll take it," the attorney said.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 690 views

Pathan

Eid mubarak
Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila,
Jis pe likha tha
“EiD MUBARAK”
Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha
“KHER MUBARAK.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Need Samples

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What`s he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ki Maa Ki tabiyat kharab thi

Santa ki Maa Ki tabiyat kharab thi, Hospital gaye to Doctor ne kaha ki "Test" Hongi. Santa: Inki umar zyada hai test nahi One-Day ya T-20 karwa lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Try karna mujhe umr kaid ho, faansi nahi..

Kaidi- Try karna mujhe umr kaid ho, faansi nahi..
Santa- Dont worry!
After court-
Kaidi- Kya hua?
Santa- Bahut mushkil se umr kaid mili hai.. Saale riha kar rahe the!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Qurbani zaya na jae

Boy:aae bewafa to ne dil jala dia.dil ko jala k tun ne rakh bana dia

girl:teri ye qurbani raigan nai jae gi,rakh idhar bhej de bartan dhone k kam aye gi.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)