Tujhe swimming aati hai

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Bush : Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.

Lalu : Tuje aati hai ? Bush : Haan

Lalu : Fir tere mai aur kutte mai kya farak hai ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1070 views
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