Tujhe swimming aati hai
Bush : Tujhe swimming aati hai.
Lalu : No.
Bush : Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu : Tuje aati hai ? Bush : Haan
Lalu : Fir tere mai aur kutte mai kya farak hai ?
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