Teacher:-Ganga, Jamuna,Saraswati
Teacher:-Ganga, Jamuna,Saraswati or Kaveri, India kinadiyan hain, Pakistan ki nadiyon ke naam batao…....
Santa:-Rukhsana, Farzana, Rihana, Rizwana !!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 855 views
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Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
Teacher: Wo kaisy?
Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Try dis
think a no. b/w 1-9
Now add 5 to it
Multiply by 2
Add 5
Sub 3
multiply by 5
add 8
Write the num on paper.
Ab uska jahaz bana ke hawa main urao;-)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Adab ki inteha!
Mein sirf ye soch kar paper khali de ata hun
Faraz!
K kahin teacherz ye na kahen k agay se jwab deta hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.
Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.
Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.
Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
teacher ne bachhe ki copy par note likha kripya bachhe ko nahalakar bheja kare.
bachhe ki mom ne note padne ke bad likha kar bheja bachhe ko padaya kare sungha na kare
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 bajephaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha9 baje hun.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Santa g ka ghora race main sbse peechay tha,
kisi ne poocha:
Santa apka ghora konsa hai?
Santa:O dekh jinnay sareyan nu
agay laya hoya ae.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)