Teacher:-Ganga, Jamuna,Saraswati or Kaveri, India kinadiyan hain, Pakistan ki nadiyon ke naam batao…....

Santa:-Rukhsana, Farzana, Rihana, Rizwana !!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 584 views

One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping

One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in Burma bazaar. His Tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which Sardar told no, no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok, I will give it for 1500 Rs. for which Sardar bargained for Rs.750. It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost."Our Sardar asked whether he will give two."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.

Pathan ne apni Bhabhi ka Murder kar diya:
Police: Murder kyon kya?

Pathan: Mere dost k paas call aai woh hans hans k baaten kar raha tha.
Maine pucha kon hai? woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kahi Khushi Se Mar Hi Na Jaye Ye

Ek Ladke Ko Girls Hostel Mein Naukri Mil Gayi.

Do Mahine Baad Hostel Ki
Warden Ne Use Bulakar Kaha.
Warden: “Tum Apni Salary Nahi Lene Aaye?”

Ladka Chikhte Hue Bola: “Kyaaaaaa?, Salary Bhi Milegi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Manager: Sorry

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work.

Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Easy.load

Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?
Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.
Santa: Petrol & SMS?
Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)