Bs kro rat 11 se 6 baj gye

Bv: Bs kro rat 11 se 6 baj gye

Hsbnd: Abi kuch ni kia din rat krunga Q k mere sms free he
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/)(> Sady msg vich bgairti ni hundi.

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