Big 3
waseem akram ki bivi (aus)
imran khan ki bivi (eng) aur shoaib mali ki bivi (india)
;->
log waise kehte hain pak big 3 k mukhalif hai big 3 to humara susral hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 891 views

Chaaro Makaan Teri Mohabbat Me

Chaaro Makaan Teri Mohabbat Me Haar K, Ab Walk Kar Rahe Hain Gireyban Phar K, Biryani Kis Tarha Se Pakey Gi Main Kia Kahon, Daaman Me Chaar Kaddoo Hain Woh Bhi Udhaar K.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher told all students

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote `Due to rain, No Match!`

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

roti

Ek bnda 1 wqt me 80 rotian khata tha.
Us ko circus walon ne dekha or hire kr lia.
Pehla show shuro hua, us ne 80 rotian kha li
agla show 1 hour bd shuru hwa or us ne phir 80 rotiyan kha li.
Log bht heran thy or 3rd show k liye or ziyada rush ho gia.
1 hour bd jb 3rd show shuru hona tha tou wo ghaib ho gia.
Us ko dhondte hwe jb us k ghar pohnche tou wo betha roti kha rha tha.
Jb us sy wja pochi to wo bola:
Na main show hi krda rawan roti na khawan

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Naman ko apna Kutta bechna tha.

Naman ko apna Kutta bechna tha. Chaman usko
kharedna chahta tha.
Chaman: Kya ye Kutta wafadar hai ?Naman: Hanji,
mein isko teen bar pehle bhi bech chuka hu, ye itna
vafadar hai ke har bar mere pas vapis aa jata hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Solid REPLY.

Solid REPLY.
GF- Kal tumhe kitne call kiye.,
lekin
tumne phone nahi uthaya.???
BF-Q uthau
45 Rs. deker jo gana lagwaya he wo kya tera baap
sunega..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)