Son:- papa aaj meri giirlfriend ka birthday hai, use kya du..... Papa:- dikhne me kaisi hai ? Son:- Mast hai.... Papa:- mera no. Dede !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1124 views

Girls Are Like Internet Virus

They enter your life,

Scan your pockets,

Transfer your money,

Edit your mind,

Download their problems and

Delete your smile

So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maths teacher to a brilliant

Maths teacher to a brilliant pathan:
aap 8 apples ko 6 logon me kese equallly divide kro ge?

Pathan: Juice bna k.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A little girl and her dog

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Commit suicide

Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway
tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with
him.
Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai
kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa pi kr Scoter pe

Santa pi kr Scoter pe 1 Arthi Se takra Gya,
dead body gir Gyi Log Sante ko Pitne lage,

SANTA- Jo Gir gaya Usse To Punch lo Jyada Chont to nhi lagi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)