Teacher-Bhalu can you spell the
Teacher-Bhalu can you spell the word blind bird? Bhalu-b-l-n-d-b-r-d! Teacher-where are the two I's? Bhalu-Sir!blind bird does not have eyes sir!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 839 views
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