Ek chote bacche ne

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1095 views
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