Batao Aisa Kya Karen

Santa:

Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?

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,
,
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Pathan:
Jootay Se Mar Do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 824 views
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