Drive Slowly
There Is A Board ‘DRIVE SLOWLY’
Near Schools
But No Board Near Women’s College Why? Bcos
VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY
GO SLOW THERE
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 849 views
Similar Jokes
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
2 old ladies sitting in church 1 leans over and whispers to the other "my butt is going to sleep" the other replies "I know I have heard it snore 3 times"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Father: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 Pathano ki larrai ho jati hai:
.
1st Pathan: Agar tu ne apne baap ka doodh piya hai to mujhe sai larrai kar.
.
2nd Pathan: He hee khocha baap ka doodh to hota he nahi hai.
.
1st Pathan: Abe to General Store pe ja Milk Pack ka Dibba Utha Dukandaar bolyga,
Rakh Tere Baap Ka Doodh hai Rakh
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.
"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months.
"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.
"Your right. It's mine.
by sana (few years ago!)
Banta: Kee Gal hai Sante. Akelle kelle samosey kha reyan
Santa : Nahin yaarr, Chutney De Naal.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea .
Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha . Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge
.America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge .
Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boy: I love U. Tm dunya ki sabse khubsurat larki ho.
Girl: Acha per tmhre pechy mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari ha.
Boy turn back bt wahan koi nai tha.
Girl: Agar tum mjhse pyar krte tou kbhi pechy nai murty. . . .
MORAL:
Aby moral woral kch nai bachi tez nikli….
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sipahi: (cycle sawar se) ruk jaao tumhari cycle mein light nahi hai.
Cycle sawar : ruk nahi sakta janab. Is mein brackein bhi nahi hain.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)