Husbnd To Bv Jokes

Husbnd:
Lagta hai Paros ma Bakra Halal ho raha hai
Accha hai aaj Gosht nahin lana parrega
Bv:
Tum apnay kaan saaf karwao
“ALTAF Bhai”TV pe khitab kar rahe hai

by Tariq Bangash (few years ago!) / 638 views
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Husband:” sir meri wife kho gai hai

Husband:” sir meri wife kho gai hai
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Husband:” ohh sorry..!
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Saala khushi k mare kaha jaau,
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

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9.0 chalte hain?"

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BOY: Janeman

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Fakeer: Bheek mangi hai Bheekari nhi manga…

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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Samoso or pakodon

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liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek bujurg apni zindagi ka

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