Husbnd To Bv Jokes

Husbnd:
Lagta hai Paros ma Bakra Halal ho raha hai
Accha hai aaj Gosht nahin lana parrega
Bv:
Tum apnay kaan saaf karwao
“ALTAF Bhai”TV pe khitab kar rahe hai

by Tariq Bangash (few years ago!) / 637 views
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