Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya
Boss: Tumhare Father ka kya naam hai?
Servant: Bijli Deen
Boss: Ye kaisa naam hai?
Servant: Sir, pehle unka naam Chiraag Deen tha,
lakin jab se Science ne taraki ki hai unhon ne apna
naam Bijli Deen rakh lya ha
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