Khan sahb 10 Rs tip to
Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..
Khan: To phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..
Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 813 views
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