Heights of "Kuch Bhi"Teacher
Heights of "Kuch Bhi"Teacher: Agar 1 aam ki daali
par 10 kele lage hain,aur unn mein se 7 amrud tod
liye toh kitne angoor bache..??...Student: Sir 9
HathiTeacher: Waaah tumhe kaise pata chala..??
Student: Sir kyunki main aaj Lunch mein Gobi ki
sabzi laya huMoral: Rozana brush karo warna petrol
mehnga ho jayega..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 766 views
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