Shocking Story

Shocking
Story

Aik Larki ke pass unknown call Ayi,.
Larka:
Do u have boyFriend?
Larki:
Yes I have,

But Who are
u?

Larka: Tera bhai Ho ruk Ghr ake Batata hun.

by KASHIF (few years ago!) / 1217 views
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