Pathan's Interview For New Job
Pathan's Interview For
New Job..
.
Interviewer: What Did
U Do B4 ..
Pathan: I Was In Army.
Interviewer: How Long
Were U In Army..
Pathan: 5 Foot 10 Inch :-)
Hahhaha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 903 views
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