islamiat ka sawal pocha tha
1 Pathan dosre pathan se 2+2 kitne hote hain?
Dosra pathan tmhy pata nai k mujy mashartiloom nai aati.
Pehla pathan pr me ny to islamiat ka sawal pocha tha....
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1118 views
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