Khobsuri aur kamzori ka raz

Larka larki se :ap ki khobsurti ka kia raz hai?
Larki:lux
larka:ajeeb itafaq hai meri kamzori ka bi yahi raz hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 569 views
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