LAALU JI EK MAHINA BUSH SE

LAALU JI EK MAHINA BUSH SE TRENING LEKAR VAPAS AAYE.EK DIN PHONE AAYA.LAALU JI BOLE.
"who are u"

BUSH NE KAHA.
ARE SASURA HUM BOL RAHA HOON BUSHVA?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 934 views
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